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Ben Stiller


  1. Jim Carrey, The Cable Guy, 1995.    After Chris Farley had to pass, Stiller (better suited to the Matthew Broderick role) decided to star as well as direct.After a week, Ben realised (like Peter Sellers among others before him) that this was not as easy as Chaplin made it look. For a then record $20m, Carrey took over. Well, he would, wouldn’t he.
  2. Billy Bob Thornton, A Simple Plan, 1998.   In the  mid-90s, as directors like Mike Nichols and  John Boorman hemmed and hawed,  Stiller decided to helm and co-star with Brad Pitt as guys finding stolen  loot and  trying  to get rid of it.
  3. John Turturro, Monkeybone, 2000.  Had to quit voicing the titular role due to  complications with Mystery Men. "There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it."
  4. Sam Rockwell, Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind, 2002.     The studio was not sure if new director George Clooney's choice  (from Galaxy Quest, Charlie's Angels, The Green Mile) could  carry a movie. His test, however,  was the best.
  5. Adam Goldberg, The Hebrew Hammer, 2003.     Goldberg said he has to make director Jonathan Kesselman's movie when  he read the line:  "Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers!"
  6. Paul Rudd, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron  Burgundy, 2003. Ben was named in Will Ferrell and Adam McKay's script that also called for Dan Aykroyd, Alec Baldwin, Ed Harris... Stiller  made  an uncredited cameo  in the bio of the San Diego KVWN Channel 4 Newsman (Will Ferrell). 
  7. Johnny Depp, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, 2004. Stiller was actually considered even after being the record winner of the most Worst Actor Razzie nominations in one year: Along Came Polly, Anchorman: The True Legend of Ron Burgundy, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Envy and Starsky & Hutch. His sixth 2004 film missed the cut: Meet The Fockers. A title that describes the previous five. Also on director Tim Burton’s wish list: One ole Beetlejuice Michael Keaton, three Monty Pythons - John Cleese, Eric Idle, Michael Palin - plus Rowan Atkinson, Nicolas Cage, Jim Carrey, Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman, Michael Jackson, Dwayne Johnson, Steve Martin, Will Smith, Christopher Walken, Robin Williams. Depp said his Willy, as it were, was “part Howard Hughes-reclusive, part 1970s glamorous rock star.” No wonder Marilyn Manson wanted the gig. 
  8. Michael C Hall, Dexter, TV, 2006-2014.  The Showtime cable network shortlisted 14 stars, from the impossible (Stiller, Dan Aykroyd, Macauley Culkin, Tom Cruise, Sean Penn) to the plausible (John Cusack, Jake Gyllenhaal, James Spader) for the Miami Metro PD bloodstain-splatter analyst moonlighting  as a serial killer... of serial killers.
  9. Will Ferrell, Blades of Glory, 2007.      Yeah, sure!  But, er,  hang on, no! Chazz Michael is pretty much like all my other chaaacters... Oh, they were all sex-addicted, improvisational, world figure ice-skating champs, as well?
  10. Simon Baker, Sex and Death 101, 2007.     “I ended up writing the movie that I wanted to see,” said director Daniel Waters (Heathers, 1988), who scripted it on and off for some 15 years. “Ben loved the script and he was thinking of doing it for awhile. I’ve always said that if Ben  had done the film, it would have been the Richard Benjamin movie. With Simon, it ended up kind of being the Warren Beatty movie.”
  11. Matthew McConaughey, Tropic Thunder,  2007.    The idea was born 20 years earlier when auteur Stiller heard his pals in Hamburger Hill and Platoon actually believing their boot camp training made them real soldiers!!  Stiller was first going to play Rick Peck with Keanu Reeves in Stiler’s final role of Tugg Speedman -modeled on Sly Stallone The Younger.
  12. Will Ferrell, Megamind, 2009.     Stiller and Robert Downey Jr were approached for Megamind, a kinda Lex Luthor, versus a kinda Superman (Brad Pitt as Metroman). They were busy. Unfortunately, Ferrell was not.
  13. Jim Carrey, Mr  Popper's Penguins, 2009.      Like Jack Black and Owen Wilson, Stiller (and his Greenberg helmer Noah Baumbach) took a great interest in  the  update of the 1938 book. There,  Popper received  a penguin  in  the mail. Here, Carrey’s tycoon inherits them  and, said Fox,  “comes to understand the importance of family - human and otherwise.”
  14. Matt Damon, We Bought A Zoo, 2010.      Again with animals.  The  early idea for Hollywood’s version of Benjamin Mee - who bought The Dartmoor Zoological Park in 2006.   Devon became California for the film,  surprisingly flat from an auteur like Cameron  Crowe. 
  15. Bradley Cooper, Aloha, 2014.  As time dragged on, Stiller andy Reese Witherspoon had to quit for other contracted assignments. Auteur Cameron Crowe then spent four years re-rooting and going younger. With Cooper  and Emma Stone. A Sony Pictures co-chairman, Amy Pascal, declared: “I’m never starting a movie again when the script is ridiculous, and we all know it. I don't care how much I love the director or the actors. It never, not even once, ever works.” 








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