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  1. Brooke Shields, Pretty Baby, 1977.  The subject was horrendous - a prostitute allowing her 12-year-old daughter’s virginity to be auctioned off in a brothel in the red-light Storyville district of New Orleans, circa 1917. Elegant French director Louis Malle saw 28 hopefuls and/or instant (parental) refusals for Violet. From Laura Dern aged 10 and future Sex And The City co-stars Cynthia Nixon, at 11, Sarah Jessica Parker, 12 (like Shields) and (the often too buxom) teenagers: little Melissa Sue Anderson on the prairie, Rosanna Arquette, Linda Blair, Jamie Lee Curtis, Bridget Fonda, Jodie Foster, Mariel Hemingway, Helen Hunt, Anissa Jones (who tragically ODed at 18 before her audition), Diane Lane, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Kristy McNichol, Tatum O’Neal (Dad said no), Dana Plato (Mom said no), Michelle Pfeiffer, Ally Sheedy, Meg Tilly, Charlene Tilton… to seven twentysomethings. However, no make-up and soft lenses could make 12-year-olds out of Isabelle Adjani, Bo Derek, Carrie Fisher, Melanie Griffith, Amy Irving, Mary Steenburgen or Debra Winger.

  2. Molly Ringwald, Sixteen Candles, 1984. Dern and Robin Wright auditioned as Samanatha Baker but never stood a chance. The new teenage angst maestro John Hughes had noticed Molly at another casting session, considered her to be the perfect American teenager and kept her photo on his desk as he wrote the film - in two days.   They made two more hits together and then rowed over a fourth - “I can’t be 16 forever!” - and never worked together again.

  3. Molly Ringwald, The Breakfast Club, 1984.   For his second film, teenage angst maestro John Hughes wanted Jodie Foster. She wisely passed. Way too old at 22 for Claire Standish. Dern was on the cusp at 17 - Ringwald (from Hughes’ 1983 debut, Sixteen Candles) was just perfect at 16… like her second-time Hughes movie co-star Anthony Michael Hall. They dated between the two movies.

  4. Jennifer Connelly, Labyrinth, 1985. For (alas) his final film as a director, Muppeteer-in-Chief Jim Henson saw 15 possibles for his adolescent heroine, Sarah, forever in a dreamworld. They included Dern, Yasmine Bleeth, Helena Bonham Carter, Kerri Green, Mary Stuart Masterson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Laura San Giacomo, Mia Sara, Lili Taylor and Marisa Tomei. Choices reached a final five - Maddie Corman, Jane Krakowski, Ally Sheedy, Sarah Williams… and the stunning Connelly.

  5. Geena Davis, The Accidental Tourist, 1989.    And so Davis won the flakiest Oscar of that year. Not justified then - or since.
  6. Catherine O’Hara, Home Alone, 1990.      An astonishing 37 stars (Harrison Ford, Jack Nicholson, Jessica Lange, Michelle Pfeiffer, etc) were considered for the forgetful parents - nothing roles in a film written for and duly stolen by the stranded kid, Macauley Culkin.
  7. Darryl Hannah, At Play in the Fields of the Lord, 1991.     Two nervous youngstars meet..  .Laura was worried about four months in the Amazon region, Hannah about her lack of co-ordination required for a women's baseball  film. They called their agents to swop roles. Hannah won because...
  8. Lori Singer, A League of Their Own, 1991.    … two weeks after their deal, a curve ball cancelled the baseball project at Fox and Laura was out when it rescued by Columbia.
  9. Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct, 1991.
  10. Sadie Frost, Dracula, 1992.     Director Francis Coppola replaced Laura with "the busty one."
  11. Mary Stuart Masterson, Benny & Joon, 1992.      MGM offered her biggest ever salary but she quit due to her third billing to Johnny Depp and Aidan Quinn.  Well, she’d been Oscar-nominated, after all, not them.

  12. Anne Archer, Short Cuts, 1992.     In Robert Altman’s wish-list for his great tribute to the blue-collar characters created by Raymond Carver.
  13. Joely Richardson, I’ll Do Anything, 1993.   The first idea of auteur James L Brooks for Cathy Breslow. His second idea was to make the films as a musical with eight songs from Prince.  Both ideas were droppcd from the rarity - a Brooks flop.
  14. Olivia d'Abo, The Last Good Time, 1995.    "Different people had been in my mind for her part,” said writer-producer-director Bob Balaban.  “At one time Laura Dern was maybe going to do it - and she would've been great."  Then, Balaban, the actor, worked with The Wonder Years sister in a Kirk Douglas film, Greedy. "She's beautiful, she can act,  being British she can do all accents."
  15. Mary-Louise Parker, The Portrait of a Lady, 1995.    Dern passed on  Henrietta Stackpole in director Jane Campion’s take on the Henry James classic. 
  16. Helen Hunt, Twister, 1995.      First choice for Dr Jo Harding,  a twister-chaser with husband Bill Paxton.
  17. Julianne Moore, The Shipping News, 2000.   Pleased (initially) with his All The Pretty Horses, Columbia Pictures offered Billy Bob Thornton another directing gig. Sure, said he, iff’in mah gal can play Wavery Prowse.  Well, no she couldn’t.   It had to be Julia or Meg or Meg or Julianne.
  18. Charlize Theron, Waking Up In Reno, 2002.   Mary Steenburgen, Barbara Hershey, Powers Boothe and Lauraread for the poor white trash couples when it nearly took off in 1997.
  19. Joan Cusack, Chicken Little, 2004.     To find the right voice for Abby Mallard in Disney’s paltry poultry pic, Disney went through Dern, Jamie Lee Curtis, Geena Davis, Laura Dern, Jamie Donnelly, Jodie Foster, Helen Hunt, Holly Hunter, Madonna and, of course, Sigourney Weaver. (By now many Alien fans were working at every studio). Plus Sarah Jessica Parker, when her husband, Matthew Broderick, was in the frame for the titular hero.  Dern and Cusack both auditioned for Sixteen Candles roles… twenty years previously! 

 

 

 

 





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