WANTED for gangsters >>>Johnny Depp: Lucky Luciano, Mobsters. Robert Downey Jr, Al Pacino and Sylvester Stallone: Gotti. Robert Duvall, Dennis Hopper as The Krays. Robert Mitchum: Dillinger. Bob Hoskins: Al Capone, The Untouchables. Frank Sinatra: Baby Face Nelson. Orson Welles: Al Capone, The St Valentine’s Day Massacre. Oh and Ray Liotta, Michael Rispoli and “Little Stevie” Van Zandt for… Tony Soprano. <<< |
AT LAST A BBIOPIC
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… And God Created… a Brigitte Bardot series. Indeed a full (actually, rather empty) six episode series of the BB saga from ages 15 to 25, as she set the planet aflame as the most famous French movie star of all time. With also a huge impact on music, fashion and, for the last 37 years, animal protection. Paris-born to Franco-Argentine parents, Julia de Nunez was unknown when answering the social media search for “an actress between 18 and 22 years old, with a temperament.” She proved to be a staggering BB clone. “I‘ve always resembled her - but we didn't try to imitate her.” Danièle Thompson, who wrote the script with her scenarist son, Christopher, explained all to Bardot. “She replied very kindly that she trusted us.” They insist it’s no biopic but a slice of her life. The credits say it’s a fiction based on real facts, except many of them are totally bogus.

“Brigitte” and Bardot
As usual in such bios, the biggest names are on the wrong side of the cast list, as actors portray Roger Vadim (played by Jean-Paul Belmondo’s grandson, Victor), Raoul Levy, Christian Marquand, Jean-Louis Trintignant (the team from the BBreakthrough, ...And God Created Woman) and her early lovers, singers Gilbert Becaud, Sacha Distel, actors Jacques Charrier, Sami Frey. Unfortunately, apart from BB, Vadim and her agent “Mama” Olga, none of the other real people resemble the real people they are supposed to be, making it difficult to know who’s who. My second book, Bébé: The Films of Brigitte Bardot, had a moment of glory in 1975 when US producer Linda Yellen took out an option on the rights. Alas, she found Hollywood had as much interest in BB as she had in Hollywood. She quit one comedy, The Art of Love, on learning the Paris scenes would be shot in LA and only made Dear Brigitte when Fox agreed to shoot in Paris. Brigitte retired 50 years ago at 39. She remains untouched in our memories. The essence of youth. Ageless youth. Her youth; our youth. A hank of hair, lank of leg, a dream mouth, an androgynous figure of unbridled and suggestively ambiguous sensuality. Her 48 films alternated between lightweight comedies, stripteasing with a distinct pleasure of her own torso – and heavy, often turgid dramas, as the sexual catalyst of tragedy, offering her indolent, almost documentary challenge to the forever double-standard forces of respectable morality. She succeeded in both strata as, clearly, herself.
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Old Nick is Furyous. |
SAM THE WHAM
Nick Fury, “the most wanted man on the planet,” returns in June. In today’s Marvelverse. “For one last fight.” With an invasion of Skrull shapeshifters. But without his eye-patch. “That was part of who the strong Nick Fury was,” Sam Jackson told Vanity Fair. “It’s part of his vulnerability now.” Ali Selim directs the Secret Invasion series and joins Sam among the dozen exec producers. We’ll see it in June. With Don Cheadle, Emilia Clarke… and Olivia Colman as Helen Mirren, as it were. Well, no, she MI6’s Sonya Falsworth (and Miss Havisham in the same year!). “It’s somebody you’ve never seen her play before,” says Sam. “She’s cold-blooded and just relishes being that person.” So she tells him: “You’re in no shape for this fight that lies before us, old friend.” Hah. “This war is one I have to fight,” insists Fury. “Alone:” |
MEN ON FIRE
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Brando, De Niro, Scott Glenn, Denzel, Cruise, Ford, Bachchan, Arnie. |
Also pumped up to series action is A J Quinnell’s Man on Fire – the ex-CIA and US Marine Force Recon hero turned mercenary John W Creasy. No actor has been signed, as yet. But hey, we know this guy. From two movies. Sergio Leone chose Robert De Niro for the first in 1986 and Marlon Brando nearly played him (certainly helped rewrite him) but Scott Glenn won the role. Tony Scott had felt he was not quite ready for such an actioner – he’d wanted Robert Duvall. Flash forward 17 years and Scott is helping Denzel Washington retrieve his lost taste for acting in the 2003 version. The new scriptwriter was Brian Helgeland, who recalled going into the LA Video Archives store in the 80s and asking the clerk: “What’s good?” The clerk said: Man on Fire. The clerk was Quentin Tarantino. In both films our hero is trying to rescue a kidnapped girl, almost a daughter, he was bodyguarding. Yeah, rather like a matrix for Liam Neeson’s Takens. So no surprise to find Liam was among some 25 actors up for Scott’s Creasy. From Crowe, Cruise, Ford, Gibson and Oldman to Keanu, Schwarzi, Sly, Willis… even our dear old Bob Hoskins. Creasy has since been Bollywooded by the inimitable Amitabh Bachchan (at 63!). There were three songs, of course. Paradoxically, Man on Fire was the title of a Bing Crosby flick in 1956 but with just the one song. Over the credits.
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NOT FOR ME James Garner refused The Night of the Iguana. “it’s just too Tennessee Williams for me!”
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HALE HALLE Halle Berry lost the Tina Turner biopic, but won Introducing Dorothy Dandridge. (And James Bond).
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THE PRINCESS Jessica Chastain passed Diana to Naomi Watts. Then, they also nearly played Marilyn.
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CAPTAIN CARY First idea for Pirates of the Caribbean - a TVersion - was Cary Elwes. Second? Rik Mayall.
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ON A ROLE - OR FOUR
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JLD. Busy, busy, busy.
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“There are 1,000 layers to Julia,” says her sit-coms’ writer-producer David Mandell, “At any given time, she’s playing 30 or 40 things in a scene, which allows her to be likeable and unlikeable, incompetent and very skilled.” That’s why Julia Louis-Dreyfus is one of my favourite ladies. She is now reversing the current trend – by moving from series (Seinfeld, Veep) to movies. Four of them. As Jonah Hill’s Mom in the You People romcom, a struggling author in You Hurt My Feelings… followed by Tuesday, from the very in A24 combine, described as a “trippy, adult-skewing fairy tale.” And then – wow! – JLD is the wicked Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, seen as wallpaper in a few other Marvels, but never like this– heading up an anti-hero squad in Thunderbolts. Best of the bunch is Feelings a reunion with the writer-director Nicole Holofcener. They fit together like Scorsese and De Niro, Frears and Dench. In 2013, they made the sublime love story, Enough Said, co-starring with what is missing in Feelings, a leading man worthy of her range. In 2013 that was the late, great James Gandolfini. Perfection! If you’ve never seen it, go get it. Immediately. Incidentally, playing Julia’s agent is LaTanya Richardson Jackson. Yes, Mrs Sam The Wham. |
THIS IS GETTING TO BE A HABIT
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Paul Rudd on his ant farm. |
In the beginning, there was a great poster for Being John Malkovich. Then came, a multitudinous Adam Driver advertising Squarespace And now, not wanting to be left out of nifty trends, Paul Rudd as Ant Men. And next…? |
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Who should be Enzo Ferrari, the Italian driver-creator of the famous sports and indeed Formula One racing cars, in Ferrari? The answer is the same guy who played Italian fashion king Maurizio Gucci in House of Gucci. And that is… Adam Driver. Ok, certo, sì, but which one…? |
THE NAME GAME
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In a 1938 movie called Rulers of the Sea, Alan Ladd played… Colin Farrell. Two years later in Meet The Missus, Ladd was... John Williams. And in four other films, Alan Ladd played… Alan Ladd. |
IN GOOD COMPANY
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Presumably because none of its young staff has heard of the Sam Peckinpah Western, the French film sales company Wild Bunch has changed its name to Goodfellas. Could have been worse… W, Z, Peter Pan, Planet of the Apes, Deep Throat… Ben Affleck and Matt Damon call their new outfit Artists Equity. Reese Witherspoon’s is Hello Sunshine. Elizabeth Banks on Brownstone Prods, George Clooney has Smokehouse Pictures and Jonathan Majors walks Tall Street… as opposed to a Short Road?
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Stars losing colours >>> Robert Redford: Blue. Jodie Foster, Anjelica Huston, Diane Keaton: Blue Velvet. And who let the Reservoir Dogs out: Steve Buscemi for Mr White; Dennis Hopper, Christopher Walken, Mr Pink; Matt Dillon, Michael Madsen, Tom Sizemore, Quentin Tarantino or James Woods - Stuck in the Middle With Mr Blonde<<< |
Roll ©redits:
All The President's Men montage: Reg Oliver; Amitabh Bachchan: GHS Entertainment, 2005; Halle Berry: Eon-Danjaq-MGM, 2002; Jessica Chastain: Freckle Films/Vintage Pictures, 2018; Robert De Niro: Universal/Légende, 1994; Julia de Nunez and Brigitte Bardot: France TV/Miselana, 2023; Adam Driver: Squarespace, 2023; Cary Elwes; Paramount, 1996; Harrison Ford: Lionsgate/Millenium, 2013; James Garner: NBC/Universal, 1979; Scott Glenn: ABC Signature, 2015; Julia Louis-Dreyfus, A24 Films, 2021; John Malkovich: Gramercy Pictures, 1998; Daisy Ridley, Lucasfilm, 2018; Paul Rudd, Marvel Studios, 2022; Arnold Schwarzenegger: Lionsgate/Millenium, 2013; Denzel Washington: Fox 2000/New Regency/ Scott Free, 2003; Michelle Yeoh, A24 Films, 2022. TC sketch: Graham Marsh, 1976; Plus enormous thanks to The Man: Daniel Bouteiller.
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This is the film that bred this site ... after Robert Redford told me he'd planned a little black-white version - with Robert De Niro, and Michael Moriarty as Woodstein. |
YEAH, YEAH, YEOH
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Give the girl a great big hand… |
Ever since this site started in 2008, this spot has been reserved for actresses who lost what we called, back in the day, Bond Girls. That reservation still stands. Last time for the passing of Raquel Welch (once due in Thunderball), this time to offer heartiest congratulations to Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin in Tomorrow Never Dies) for becoming not only the first Asian to win a Best Actress Oscar (for the A24’s gloriously absurd Everything Everywhere All At Once), but the third Bond Woman to do so. After Kim Basinger (Domino in Never Say Never Again) for LA Confidential in 1997 and Halle Berry (Jinx in Die Another Day) for Monster’s Ball in 2002. |
NO, NO, SEVEN
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Aaron Taylor-Johnson is somewhat shooting down my tip that he’s the next 007. “I’m not here to play the same character twice. I, as a person, am naturally changing and evolving. New things inspire me and you grow as a person. So I can only move forward and play things I haven’t done before. I like a challenge, and I like to step outside of my comfort zone, often.” ‘Nuff said! |

“I’ve flown on wires and surfed in the ocean, rode on horses, in wagons, trains and fast cars. I had multiple personalities. I worked in a textile mill, picked cotton. I’ve been Mrs. Doubtfire’s employer, Forrest Gump’s mother, Lincoln’s wife and Spider-Man’s aunt. I’ve done scenes wearing 50 pounds of period dresses. I’ve been fully clothed, semi clothed and totally naked.”– Sally Field accepting her SAG Screen Actors Guild lifetime achievement award
“I don’t care about the money. I live to make good films. It’s my religion.”– Eva Green
“I haven’t done a sex scene in a couple years. I’m at that age where they don’t ask you to do them so much anymore. I mean, I don’t really enjoy them.”– Christina Ricci at 43.
“I didn’t know that I was auditioning for the role of Uhura until after I booked it. She was described as a bright, young prodigy who is deciding whether or not the place that she’s in is where she wants to be right now.., A lot of her story and a lot of her mentality mirrored mine - in a different industry.” – Celia Rose Gooding, on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
“He was he most formal formalist I’ve ever known.”– Molly Ringwald on Jean-Luc Godard.
“Friends taught me the importance of camaraderie and really sticking together. These friendships were at the most important time in my life, and we went through so many things together. And it just taught me about being there for each other - I know, that’s the song: I’ll Be There For You. But it’s true. It was so nice to work with people that could bounce ideas off each other. Everybody wanted the best for everybody. There was no jealousy, it was only: Let’s make the best show we can, and let’s support each other in this.”- Courteney Cox.
“Friendships are very important to me. In fact, friendships are very important to human beings. We are an animal that needs relationships. We need to be touched and hugged and loved and not feel alone.” - Jane Fonda.
“When I saw the [Tár] anagrams, I was thinking, I can’t play Rat …I said to my husband, ‘We’ve got to change the name.’ And he - my husband - just very simply said: It’s also an anagram of Art.” – Cate Blanchett
“I love gore. I grew up on Evil Dead. The gore is part of the fun of the ride.” But... Cocaine Bear is a ginormous risk. This could be a career ender for me.” – Elizabeth Banks.
“I had to be in the bed with him, you know. I’m dressed up to here [her neck]. But I’m lying there and I’m thinking: “I’m in bed with Harrison Ford! I was so excited, I can’t tell you. I had to pretend to be cool.” – Helen Mirren on 1923. “Don’t tell him. Promise me.”
“I got Stuart Little and then Stuart Little 2. Other than that the work just dried up. Incredibly painful. I said my agent: Can we find out what Liam Neeson is turning down and go for those parts?” - Geena Davis, awating a Geenaissance.
“I feel that for the last ten years of my life, I’ve been just stuck… doing these franchises I’m very grateful for . But I felt artistically stuck in my craft of not being able to expand or grow or challenge myself by playing different sorts of genres and different roles.” - Zoe Saldaña, Avatar’s Neytri.
Everyone's so much smaller than they seem. - Daisy Ridley on meeting stars.
HIP HIP HOORAY

Disney/Marvel/Luscasfilm/Earth has finally understood that while series are OK, movies are far better and has greenlighted at least four new Star Wars movies. The first, with Daisy Ridley, continues Rey’s story from 2018’s The Rise of Skywalker, as she starts building a new Jedi Order. Steven Knight, Mr Peaky Blinders, wrote it. Pakistan’s double documentary-Oscar winner Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy is the first woman director allowed into the Star Wars planet. More tales are due from Indy 5’s James Mangold, Mandalorian producer Dave Filoni, Deadpoool’s Shawn Levy - and Thor: Ragnarok’s Taika Waititi will be the first director to also star in a Star Wars chapter.
All of which is really great news but when do we get what we really want – the return of Felicity Jones as Jyn Erso in… well, what would you call it… Rogue Two?
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